1、一男子暴-尸树上 死因不明。
元芳:大人,这尸体是自己吊上去的还是被人挂上去的?
狄公:依你之见呢?
元芳:小人认为,大唐盛世枯木逢春,应该是树上结的。
2、香蕉感冒了去看医生;医生说:把衣服脱了!香蕉撩开衣服;医生看后拍案而起:什么感冒;你分明是脊椎弯曲;去买背背佳!
3、小玲:“现在的人愈来愈不老实了,借人家的书都不还,我的一本《红楼梦》不知流落何处了。”
阿琴:“不对吧!我那天明明在你家书架上看到一本。”
小玲:“那一本是别人的。”
4、一位年迈的太太到商场选购食品,售货小姐向她推荐一种新型果汁:“太太,它最有益于上了年纪的人,既不含防腐剂,又不加任何人造色素。”
老妇人答“到了我这把年纪,最需要的就是那两种东西。”
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