01、同事小马家添了个孩子,起了个名叫马克。
?小欧家添了个千金,起了个名字叫欧媛(欧元)。
?同事小贾说:“你们两家孩子真是一个比一个值钱。”
?小马偷笑道:“小贾,给你家孩子改个名字吧,叫贾超(假钞)。”
02、上班玩游戏被老板捉住了。
?老板说:“你把这个给我关了”
?我就把游戏给关了。
?老板说:“你把这个给我删了!”。
?我敢快把那个快捷方式移到回收站里了。
?老板见了,大怒!吼道:“你以为我不懂是么!?这叫删了是么?清空回收站!”
03、一天几个单身的朋友在讲收情书,一MM来了一句:“自从我工作之后就收到很多情书。”
?众人感叹:“妹子,还是你的职业好。”
?MM补充:“没收的。”
04、中午吃饭,我和一群女同事们坐在一起。
?一女同事问我:这么多美女在你身边,你有什么感觉?
?我说:有种皇帝的感觉!
?女同事骄傲的说:这种感觉就对了!你不觉得我们每个人都漂亮得像贵妃么?!
?我笑了:嗯,杨贵妃!
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